THREE TICKETS FOR HOLLYWOOD
Set up!
Shoot, Charlie, shoot!
Birdie!
Who would say that our station can look so nice.
Well, Chief of the State comes once in a lifetime.
What we shooting now, Lumičre?
How is it call first shooted scene in the history of movie?
Arriving of train to station Gare du Nord.
Right. Now we're shooting arriving of train to the station Gornje Polje.
But, there's no train. -It will come. C'mon, hurry.
Put me on the album's first pages. -Don't worry.
One-two, one-two, we're happy children,
to harvest we go and we'll renew town also.
We're pioneers of our region, there's half of battalion of us.
We abrade knives!
And when dawn is raising, every one of us is rushing,
we go to fields to harvest the wheat.
Attention!
One.
Attention!
We strictly warn all citizens, who weren't proceed by
our regulation about keeping livestock in narrow town area,
which is undertaken for preparations for the arrival of the President,
that they immediately follow the order. Against the offenders, those who
will keep livestock illegaly, most severe measures would be taken.
All that will go under our chopper. -This command message is given
by Deputy Commander of the police Gornje Polje, Živadin T. Grujic.
How they started, they will arrest flies too.
One-two, one-two, we're happy children,
to harvest we go and we'll renew town also.
Birdie!
Great.
For whom is it? -For Mr. Spasoje. From his son who's in USA. -What it says?
What do you think, shame on you!
I don't read other people's letters. -OK.
He get some insurance, 6,000 dollars. He comes the 19th.
That's tomorrow. -I didn't said you anything.
Okay, kids. Rest yourself. Break for the shooting.
Faster, Kova. Globe, look there.
Sparrow!
Good.
Who is it? -Postman. -What you want? -To review the mail.
C'mon. Extradite. -Only two letters, but both from abroad.
Really? -This perfumed is for Natalija, from her Italian.
It's him again. Let him write. She will not read or seen these. Neither characters!
Don't, she's your sister.
What sister?
Since she born that Italian bastard, is dead for me.
This one came from America by plane. Your brother writes to your father.
He don't writes mine, but to his father!
Understood? I have no sister, no brother, no father.
I've through with them!
Hello? Živadin, it's committee!
Gavrilo Milentijevic, commander of police station Gornje Polje.
I'm listening.
Yes? Yes.
There isn't any problems, everything is ready.
Clear.
Sorry, I didn't hear.
I understand. Clear. We're serving people!
Živadin!
He's coming. God bless you, he's coming!
When? -They will call.
Isolation list! Quickly.
Marko! Rodic!
Good afternoon, children. -Good afternoon. Where's Marko?
He went out, but he'll soon be back. Go ahead.
When he comes back, tell him to come to the station. They need him on the phone.
I will tell him, don't worry.
Where you goin'? I don't give her! -Move! -I don't give her!
Let her go! -Drag out it.
You are worse than robbers. -Quiet, grandma, you won't get arrest!
Let her go! Belka, my only one! -C'mon, grandma...
My Belka... Let me go! Such power wasn't yet!
Relax, grandma. Don't talk like that about power. We will return the goat.
We will look after her like she's ours. -Let me go, you devil.
I'm not devil, grandma. I'm national power.
You? -It's for your own good. Seriously. She'll even gain weight.
Go.
What is it? You haven't chose yet? -I can't decide.
Have a picture once with us, Dad. -You just picture yourself. There won't be me in that album.
Look my grandson. He learned to make pictures.
Why you won't picture, grandfather? -You do it. I'm old for that.
You will picture your grandfather, when king come, if it God's will.
Well. -Here. Buy something for the cinema. -Thank you, Grandpa. You shouldn't.
All this will be yours someday. Europe will be yours.
If my sons are degenerated, my grandchildren won't be. Go.
Why you don't picture with aunt, Kosta? -Father would kill me. -Why?
You know that he's not speaking with her.
Pay attention.
Birdie!
What's innocent bird do to you? -They shite all over.
The stage, image, slogans, all. An order about keeping livestock
should be respected. -Bird isn't livestock.
Don't you teach me.
Then people are livestock. -Yes, they are. The biggest too.
Mrgud! You got phone call. You too, Timošenko.
Go, quickly! Stand up! C'mon!
Boško, you got phone call!
Živadin, escort the comrades!
Keep your head up, look high, thigh your neck, stretch yourself.
Well done, Kova. Alert and artistic.
We're pioneers of our region, there's half of battalion of us.
What's this? -Oh, comrade Gavrilo.
I'm asking you, what's this?! -This? Pig.
I see, it's not donkey. -You don't like it?
Take it down, you idiot, quick! Or I gonna cram you with that scum!
What about slogan, comrade Gavrilo?
LEARN, LEARN, AND JUST LEARN
Let it stay.
Natalija! -I'm coming, father.
Your brother from USA is coming back. -Oh, father!
He bring me daughter-in-law and grandson too. -Oh, my dear brother!
Lumičre! -I'm coming.
I just pack something.
Put down your clothes.
Marry me, Nata. Let's get married and get away.
They're all crazy here. -You're crazy! I love Aldo. -Oh!
He forget you 100 times already. He got married, he got family.
It's not true! My brother's coming from the States. Everyone will return.
My Aldo will come too. -You got only me!
I promised myself, that I'll wait him, until Lucija will be 18.
I can't wait anymore.
He'll come, my Aldo, my angel. My Aldo will come.
Don't torture me! -My love! I'll wait him to death.
Caro carissimo.
Marry me. -My life. My joy.
My happiness. My caro carissimo!
Pears, Lumičre!
Come, Charlie.
He fuck... -Look, Humphrey Bogart. -Wow!
You can't do with me like that. Let me go! -Don't controvert. In!
Quiet! You are brought here temporarily. -Wait. -Shut up!
Frankly, you are dangerous element. As firstly.
Second, you revile the town. Look yourselves. Journalists and guests would scare of you.
Attention, attention! It's observed, that some villagers do not comply
regulation of keeping livestock and poultry. This is last warning.
Violators of regulation... -Živadin!
Would respond to law. -Živadin!
I ask you as a brother. -Quiet!
I will piss myself. -Piss in pants.
Don't humble in front of traitor. -We know who's the traitor here.
Perhaps it's me? Me, who freed this town.
Me, who pulled this town out of ashes. Me, who first rode on a white horse.
Now you're climb off the horse.
I will mount him again, Živadin Grujic. Ours will come.
Then I'll fuck you all by the list, Žikica.
Be patient, Mrgud. Have rest.
Here is papers.
You want to piss? -It's late now.
''Soviet crafts flows towards Cuba.''
Read!
''At this moment 30 soviet ships floating towards Caribbean sea.
At the same time an American war fleet, which counts 40 ships,
patrols near the Cuban shores to preclude the transfer
Soviet military equipment to Cuba. If one party doesn't persist,
If Soviet ships won't go out of route...'' -You know when Soviets will go out of route?
Never. - ''...or American fleet persists, the 3rd World War is inevitable.
The World is on the edge of nuclear catastrophe.''
Only war can save us. -America never lost the war.
They will this one. I guarantee you. -Napoleon and Hitler were kissed Russian's ass.
Thanks to the Russian winter. Kennedy will attack from Washington.
Stop it!
You are not at the wedding!
Kosta! Kostica!
Listen to me. If ''Greifer'' get jammed, turn off the light, that tape doesn't burn out.
Is it clear? -It is. -Good. -I must go. -Me too.
Go to bed. Good night. -Good night, Lumičre.
See you tomorrow. -See you.
Quicker!
What is cow doing in the house, Dad? -It's war. I got two wars behind me.
She's only who could save us.
Ruža!
What is it? -Are you heard? Train.
Which train in this time?
What is it with you?
You've been turning whole night. And grit with teeth.
What's wrong? Why you don't sleep?
How I'm gonna sleep, Ruža, when I close my eyes, train is coming.
He goes straight to me, wants to override me. It's madness!
Come to bed.
We're hadn't for a long time!
I can't. Until President don't come, I can't.
I'm thinking only about him. Only he is in my thoughts.
I dream of him, standing in the window of train, and next to him are generals, and comradess.
Sometime he's smiling, sometimes he threats me with finger. Like this.
Relax. Come. Come, like in good old days.
It'll be easier for both of us. Come. -I can't, Ruža. Sorry, but I can't.
I can't get stiffy.
Are you heard? -What?
Train. -Train? -In yard.
Open!
Who's it? -Žika! Open!
He's coming! -Who? -He!
Who 'He'? -President. They reported just a minute ago.
President is coming! -Tomorrow at 12:00 AM.
Tomorrow, Živadin Grujic, tomorrow! Žika, Žikica, my brother, tomorrow!
If I hadn't compel you to enroll in course or in party,
now you would be slave at café of your mad father.
Or would be hanging around the world as your corrupt brother.
And whore around, like your sister.
I'm through with class enemy, with religion, with family.
I'm through with all. It's a meadow in front of me. A meadow.
Ruža, should I take my gloves off when shaking with President?
Do it like he does.
Clever.
Good morning. -Son, today it's holiday. -I know, it's my birthday!
Dad's got a lot of work today.
President is coming once in a lifetime, and your birthday is every year.
Grow high! Now breakfast, then quickly among other pioneers.
Ruža, bind him scarf!
Dear listeners! We interrupt the regular program,
to bring you the latest message suggestion of our specific reporter
from Havana. Situation in Cuba is becoming more serious with every hour.
In a last night's speech president Fidel Castro is
clearly said, that Cuba won't delay a military option,
if president Khrushchev and Kennedy don't find compromise.
Cuba is now potentially focus of 3rd world war...
Where is that Cuba?
...becoming a threat to the world if it turns to 3rd world war...
Cuba? In a three mother's pussies!
I learned it at courses, then forgot. Who will remember all those countries.
Cuba is an island country in Caribbean sea, the capital is Havana,
8 million citizens... -Enough! Don't confuse me!
I don't wanna know anything that I don't need to!
Bye. -Bye, son. -Bye, son.
Everything but the war. -There, maybe. Here won't. Never!
But, if it happens, we'll win. Like we're winning to this day.
The greatest general leads us, and I'm his soldier.
What you doing, man?
Oh, it's only 6 hours to go, I will late!
Is it everything OK, Ruža?
Stop it, I'll sneeze.
Kosta, son, come! Hurry, come!
Happy birthday!
How do you know? -I know. It's for you: ''History of Cinema.'' -Thanks.
Where's Charlie? -I don't know. Look for him.
One-two, one-two, we're happy children,
to harvest we go and we'll renew town also.
We're pioneers of our region, there's half of battalion of us.
Charlie!
I won't.
What's the matter? -I won't go.
How, Lumičre is waiting for us. -I got nothing to wear.
What about you? - I'll manage something.
Happy birthday! -Thanks.
Look, what I got.
''History of Cinema.''
Where you've been, Charlie? Hurry. It's for you.
Thanks, Lumičre.
Comrades and comradesses, citizens of Gornje Polje.
The historic day has come. Favorite guest is coming exactly at noon.
Let's go out to the station and show love to dear President.
Exactly at 9, all are need to be in their places by schedule
and plan of program. Now, alert and strikingly!
WELCOME COMRADE PRESIDENT
Faster over there!
Rise it more!
Obradovic, stretch the banner!
I must see him. I'll die, but I didn't saw him by far.
Hurry, Charlie!
Faster, don't stay behind!
Catch the pace!
You walk, Gavrilo on the horse.
It's not your concern!
Rise those slogans!
When you grow, escape from here as much as your feet is taking you.
Look them: Lunatic to lunatic.
LONG LIVE COMRADE TITO, PEOPLE ARE WITH YOU!
LONG LIVE COMRADE TITO, PEOPLE FUCK YOU!
Natalija, my happiness and my sadness...
Rise those letters. Flags too. Open up books, what are you waiting for?!
Rise up everything! Stretch banners! Rise shovels! I said it 1,000 times!!
Rise that wheat!
Who's in charge for letter 'D'? Where's letter 'D'? -In the toilet. He had go.
Today he had to go, is he?
Quiet!
Where's my place? I came instead of my uncle.
How he dared not to come? -He died.
Get lost among blue letters.
Faster! -Clear.
Why you so depressed? More cheerful! Smile!
Who haven't front teeth, shouldn't be smiling! Clear?
Still!
Gavrilo, album. -Good, put it there.
Comrade commander! Carpet is set, flowers, presents and photo-album on their places!
Everything is set!
With dirty boots over a festive carpet! You moron!
Comrades and comradesses...
He's coming!
Song!
Factory chimney is smoking and machinery clamors,
An employee working diligently, melts, cut, forges.
A farmer preparing food, he defend himself of hunger,
while a worker in the city building a better life.
Sickle, hoe, plow and scythe worker made,
clothes he made you for all years and for all.
What a welcome! Thank you, people!
Nikola! -Lumičre! -Welcome. -You too.
Spasoje...
Nikola! -Sister!
It's my Lucija.
Good, Charlie. Picture. -This is my wife Mary.
Hi, Nikola. Do you remember me? -Of course I do.
Who are these? -It's Nikola, Gavrilo's brother.
Now he's creek!
Understood. Clear.
Nice reception you have made for brother.
Your doomsday has come, Gavrilo! -What brother? What you mumbling?
Go out and look.
Enough of singing! Stop the music!
Long live President! -Shut up, moron!
What you doing, livestock?! Are you blind?!
Stop that fool! Enough, I said!
Gavrilo! My brother! -I'm not your brother, you scoundrel!
Right now you have to show up! To spoil me everything!
Gavrilo, on the mother's grave... -Back off! -Gavrilo...
I got nothing with you. No mother or father. I'm through with you.
You're through with brain, Cain! People, thank you for this lovely reception,
which you have prepared to my son. -Because of tense
foreign affair situation, President wouldn't come today.
General test was successful. They were small skips, but we'll make better.
Food and drink at my home free! -Now you can go easily.
He shite the pole.
What I'm gonna do, Ruža? -Arrest him.
You think? -He would arrest you too, if he'd be on your place.
Possibly they done it intentionally, to check me. It's even worse!
It may turned, that I recepted him like a President. With white gloves,
red carpet and pioneers. Živadin will betray me first.
He hardly waits to put ass in my armchair.
You must prove to comrades, that you're through with family.
Report him. -And I will.
Give me committee. Urgently.
Gavrilo Milentijevic, from police station Gornje Polje. Condition normal.
Reception probe performed, notified irregularities moved instantly.
With special train in village arrived
man from USA. -Nikola Milentijevic!
Nikola Milentijevic. -With foreign wife.
With foreign wife, American, and foreign son, American.
Nothing needs to be checked. I know by heart. He was my brother.
After the war, he emigrated to USA, now he's back after 13 years.
Ask what to do.
Understood! It'll be easy with Russians, I control situation. You can have total confidence in me.
What they said?
They gave me untied hands. -Better they gave you backup.
Ruža, why do I need backup?
I've dreamed of this 13 years.
I brought you to taste what America drink and eat.
Now Mary will show you how to chew.
I never put sweeter thing in my mouth.
Shit as shit. Just sweet.
Made in USA.
World's strongest force.
Where's yours?
I ate mine long ago.
Oooh, it impacts inside nose! -In ears too.
Sweeter than Epiphany water.
If they eat and drink this, it must be a war.
They will be war surely.
When we finish with Russians, whole world will eat and drink this. -So, Kennedy is
already laid out army? -Whole America is in military standby.
We'll surely win. -America always win.
Guys, I think it's the best that we write backup letter to Kennedy.
We'll send it to Washington. You, Nidža, will translate it.
That way will American troops, when they march in Gornje Polje,
know on which side we fight. Is it OK? -Yeah!!
Check in, what's happening there. -I will.
What they do, I wonder? -I got insider there, who'll tell me everything.
Good. -Is that circus over? -Circus, you say?
Now I'll gonna show you, how bear dance at circus.
I was joking. -Open! -You are free, but temporarily.
As soon as I announce that President is coming, you'll be here in 3 minutes, clear?!
Quick! -I don't want to seek you all over!
Quicker!
Well, Mrgud, where is nice behaviour? -Will you release livestock too?
They will die. -It's not your business. -Out! Quicker!
Give me my knives back! -Out!
''Let go bitches' nose'': Say it. -Let go bitches' nose.
Good, good, Mrgud. Key.
You're stayin'.
''In film apparatus, pictures...'' -Can we go in? -Of course, uncle Spasoje.
Forward, grandpa.
It's for you, Charlie. -Thanks, uncle Spasoje.
I brought you new member of the cinema.
You are brothers. Hug each other.
You to come, Charlie.
Oh, my grandsons!
Look, is it good? -Left. -Turn a bit left.
Good.
Now?
Why they gathered like flies on a crap?
What is this? -Antenna for TV set.
Nikola brought it from America. -That bastard have already back?
He came for business. -What's with ours?
I listened on radio, that general Malinovsky spoke on closed
meeting of communist party. There won't be loosening,
and weapon for Castro will be delivered.
Tonight we have to organize meeting, we must form crisis unit.
Get lost! -Bring us drink. -Vodka? -Vodka.
Hey, I must go...
Wait, people. What you have scared of?
What? What you have scared of? This is television.
American doesn't need cinema nor papers. He got window to the World in his own house.
I got window in my tavern, and it's too much for me.
American technique is unrivaled. Russians were maybe first soared to Space,
but American will first step on Moon. -Then we'll have window to Moon, to see what's happening there.
Can't believe with own eyes!
Alive chicken!
Chicken!
Only American brain could invent this.
I am John Wayne.
Good, one more time. Kosta, be more funny.
Go! -I am John Wayne.
Is it good, Charlie? -Great!
When we grow up, me and Charlie go to Hollywood to shoot a movie.
Great idea. Good. -Have you been there? -No, but I would love to go.
Lumičre gave us projector, camera, tracks, films.
We collect money for trip. Look how much we got.
Would you join us? -You accept me? -We accept you. Charlie!
In this booklet writes everything about movie. We learn from it.
Read, Kosta. -''In all states, before premiere, movie must be reviewed
by board for censorship. In our country board is in Zagreb.
Ministry of Internal Affairs appoints members of the board.''
Who would give approval to us? Your father? -That won't be good.
''American auditory, exhausted from daily work, don't like complicated plot
but understandable, without lyric elements, and without artistic ambitions.
American actors were drafted among stunts, that's why they're bad in artistic sense.
Russian movie is made by confirmed artists who doesn't work for big bucks,
but because of pure love for art.''
I just fixed him. I must washed him too.
We will wash him.
If you even shrill of this, we'll burn your store. Clear?
Open, it's me.
Right away!
Živadin! -You were not still for long, eh?
Leave it, don't make a fool out of yourself -You are arrested all!
Let's reconcile and talk. We are humans. -We ain't got talk about anything.
Hands up and out! One by one.
Gavrilo would destroy you totally. -I know why you gathered.
What kind of map is this?
We fight for communism. -In this country communism already rule.
What kind of communism is this, when your boss draggin' foreign agents here. And you do nothing.
Americans are under surveillance. -Why you haven't arrested him?
They are brothers, Milentijevic's. Same scum.
And what reception he arranged for him! -6 months he makes fool out of us.
He made up arrival of the President, in order to make reception for brother.
Summon the wisdom, fool! Or you want to hang on same rope with him?
Don't you see, that Soviet ships penetrate to Cuba?
In 24 hours 3rd world war will begin.
Communism will conquer whole planet.
You are talking with the fresh-formed Committee of the Soviet government.
Tonight in the shadow, in the morning we'll walked out.
We offer you Gavrilo's place. You'll judge him personally for high treason.
You think that I have to meet President? -We will all meet him together.
Our President, Nikita Khrushchev. -With this pictures.
What they are saying? -I don't understand nothing. -How?
Why I sending you to school? -We learn russian there. -Russian?
From tomorrow you will start to learn american. Clear? -OK.
If I would know which way is Cuba, I'll start off right now
to help our brothers Americans.
We're all here gathered, thanks to God, like you always wanted.
Only that degenerate pulling to his own side. Bitter bread he choose.
He prefer nightstick rather than family. Arrest and beat this poor people.
He doesn't scared of God. Only listens that red gang up there.
Why you pick him for sheriff, if he's not OK? -Have you go berserk?
Mum, I will do everything that we reconcile. I will go to him, and give him my hand.
He will take it, if he's my brother.
We're going.
Mum, they lie everything! Everyone says, that I'm first man in Gornje Polje.
Some for love, some for fear. But it's true.
I don't allow them to sprout my reputation, even if they're family 100 times.
It's my brother, but I must arrest him. For his own good.
And when I meet and send off President, they will give me such position,
that you will be proud of me for the rest of your life.
Bye, Mum.
From me you wanted to hide, eh? From Gavrilo? You fucking traitors!
Gavrilo knows everything. There's no pit, where you could hide!
You reactionist gang!
We abrade knives!
Come, people!
What happened? Talk!
We ate, drink... We got tip too.
We saw television. Miracle of miracles.
And about what was spoken? -Mostly about good old times.
Do Globe knows, that his wife coming at your place for shaving in the middle of the night?
Nikola stated, that 3rd world war is inevitable.
And that America will win.
Later, he made a lecture about new world order. -Really?
He said, that our country could stand on its own feet, just in case
that capitalism returns.
And others? -They confirm.
They said, that nationalization is utopia, that they are robbed.
That they don't have civil rights.
About good old times, eh? -Globe said,
that he'll personally establish contact with Kennedy.
In what kind of sense? -In sense of support.
Which way he thinks to manage it? -I don't know. Nikola brought various appliances.
What appliances? -I didn't found out yet.
He certainly got nuclear bomb.
He work for CIA, fuckin' bastard!
As soon as I saw him on the station, I knew that he's american spy!
Milisav!
Is Nikola mentioned Gavrilo? -He said that he'll go this afternoon to talk with him.
To talk with him? What kind a fool I am!
Globe said that too. -What? -That you're fool. -Globe, eh?
We'll se, who is fool. You shave his wife, and I'm fool.
Good afternoon. -Good afternoon, Mrs. Kova.
What's up, girls? I said that we have no goods.
Good afternoon, Mr. Nikola. Is it true, that american reserves amount
10 million tons of TNT per capita annualy to whole World? -Exactly.
And Russians got 600,000 intercontinental rockets? -It's good.
There's no goods. -Give us! -I don't have it!
But there's for her, right?
I'll call the police!
Enter!
Mrgud, wherefrom you here? -Fuck off, you traitor!
Gavrilo, my brother!
First name, last name, your father's name.
Gavrilo!
This is absurd. -First name, last name, your father's name.
It's me, Gavrilo. You know father's name, we have same father.
First name, last name, your father's name.
Nikola Spasojev Milentijevic.
Residence, address, citizenship.
Shawnee, Oklahoma, USA. American citizenship.
Shawnee? -Yes, Shawnee.
Don't make a fools of ourselves. I came to speak like a brother.
Why you came? Who send you? Who invited you?
I was longing for my homeland.
I came to visit my father, my sister, my brother..
I came to visit my mother's grave! -To visit?! You went there to idle me!
Shame on you! -I never idle you.
No one and never.
Give me hand.
Gavra...
Gavra, my brother, what you doin'? Let me go. -Open! -I'm american citizen!
Open!
You will sorry. -Search everyone immediately, from house to house, scum is everywhere.
I want lawyer! I demand phone contact with american embassy in Belgrade.
Živadin! Have you forget, that they can announce President's arrival every minute?!
Gentlemen, the war is knocking on the door. Barber, have you picked the side?
Perhaps like in last war. -On both then, eh?
I would rather go to sleep, and woke up when war's over.
Folks, have you seen my Nikola? -He went to Gavrilo about 1,5 hour ago.
They probably drink that american brandy now.
Attention!
Gavrilo Milentijevic speaks, police commander of Gornje Polje.
It is noticed, that after delay of preparation for President's arrival and his absence,
mood among the people isn't like it should be.
I warn you that the President can arrive anytime. Today or tomorrow.
Therefore, there's no time for relaxation. Caution 24 hours a day.
We must think day and night of bright future of our town.
Therefore, I remind you again. Be prepared! Strikingly!
Absence of comrade President I've benefited for general exercise,
which was very useful, but not for any other reasons.
This I must stress, because there was lot of guessing among some individuals,
which are highly detrimental to the safety-politic situation in our place.
I note that the spread of lies and disturbance of people severely punishable.
As for the loyalty of police commander to social order,
you will easily convince yourselves.
You arrested your own brother, misfortunate. -I am! And I would asrrest anyone suspicious!
I'll arrest you, if need. Every person, who destroy
in what honest people have invested their blood and sweat!
I'll arrest you barber, and you Marko, you Globe and you postman.
Whole town! I will meet President appropriate,
or I won't be alive! Party gave me order and I will carry out!
It isn't hard for me to sacrifice, but you will too!
We'll sacrifice you too! I guarantee you!
Boys, Gorne Pole!
Gorne Pole!
We're going with him!
Hey, wait!
Gorne Pole? -Yes. -Let's go.
You know who is this, Charlie? -I have no clue. -Aldo.
How you know my name? -Aldo, Natalija.
Natalija, yes. -Lucija. -Yes.
Thanks, fellows!
All together!
My Natalija!
Aunt!
Good afternoon, Mr. Policeman. -Good afternoon.
Wow, he' handsome!
I am Aldo.
Quickly, Natalija!
It's Aldo, Natalija!
Quick, Natalija!
Aldo!
What is with me! Rejoice!
My Aldo came!
Father! -Lucija, my daughter!
Natalija!
Thank you, God!
You returned my Aldo!
Lucija, father came!
What, what you looking at? What you staring at?
Say something now! Say, that I'm Italian whore!
My one and only husband came! What you staring at? Why you don't gossip now?!
Say something now! Man of my life came.
Of my life, are you heard?! My only man!
Say, that I'm Italian whore! Say!
Look him! -Natalija! -Aldo mine! Say something! What you looking?
It's my man! Man of my life!
Hello, committee?! I am, Gavrilo Milentijevic, Gornje Polje.
Some Italian came. I know him.
It's lover of Natalija Milentijevic, former occupying soldier.
That's right. Clear.
I compiled new isolation list, but I haven't enough jail capacities.
Yes, it's clear. Understood.
We're serving the people!
3, 4, 5...
1, 2...
They made all those schools, cultural centers, hospitals... But prisons this small.
Fuck the state without proper prison!
Bravo!
Bravo.
Good night! -See you.
Look, we earned 2,000.
Don't cry. I have no parents, but I'm not crying. Look, I'm smiling.
I will release uncle. -How? -Mom's got keys of prison too.
It's me, barber. -Now we got all.
Just to provide water for drinking.
We could barely breathe here.
Good evening.
Why you crying, eh? Taste some head.
Jail is for people too.
Look, how pretty she is.
C'mon, eat.
Have some. -No, thanks.
Russians are preparing total attack. -When they told you?
I was with them shortly before.
Mrgud is chosen for Chief of ORK, ZK and MK ''Politkom'' of the village.
They prepare his release of prison.
Živadin go over their side. -What I said to you?
We must release Nikola urgently.
Do they have weapon? -I heard personally when they established radio-contact with Moscow.
They promised them 1,000 rifles and 2 Big Bertha's.
Don't Big Bertha's are German cannons?
German?
Of course they are. Germans are with Russians. I mean, on Russian side.
Everything's possible.
However, Germans are always enemy.
Russians!
Who is it?
Open!
God help you, Spasoje. -God help you.
I came to help. Two wars we win, two peaces lose.
God will help us, that we release your son Nikola and destroy this red gang.
With God's help!
For Jesus's salvation!
My beautiful dreams scattered,
'cause now your, wreath covers.
Now the other man stands in altar with you...
Quiet, Lumičre, you'll woke up everyone!
Natalija, my happiness and sadness! -Go to shop, I'm coming right away.
I'm going.
And my beautiful dreams scattered,
'cause now your, wreath covers.
Now the other man stands in altar with you,
you hadn't take my love seriously.
Gavrilo arrested Nikola. He'll arrest Aldo too. -Natalija!
I beg you, let him sleep tonight here! It isn't safe in our place.
My love!
Would you do it for me?
I will do it everything for you. Everything.
You two be good.
What's happening?
Natalija's friend is also my friend.
I'm not any kind of 'amico'. I love Natalija.
Not understand.
I love Natalija. -You don't know, Italian dude, what's Natalija. She's pure gold.
And I'm dead. Dust and ashes. Adio mare.
Oh, Adio mare.
Drag your word back. -No!
You were first who insulted my president Kennedy and his wife Jacqueline.
You pardon first. -I was never pardon,
so I won't pardon you too. -Then you listen:
I fuck you Stalin, and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev
and Gromiko, and Bulganin... Fuck all Politbureau CP of Soviet Union all by the list.
I'm fucking you whole America, the White House, the Statue of Liberty
and Eiffel Tower. -Eiffel Tower?
You don't know a thing about America! -You don't know thing about Russia.
You saw Russia on pictures, I'm living in America.
I dream of Russia every night.
And I know what's Russia, you moron!
Russia is paradise. America is dungeon.
America is state of freedom. -State of freedom where people are slaves,
where they squeeze last drop of sweat out of them. And what they get for it?
Wooden legs. -This leg is better and stronger than real one. It's plexiglass!
I got 6.000 $ for my old one, and such amount of money Russian can't earn in whole lifetime.
America will eat you, wretch. Why you need that for?
Listen, Mrgud. When we get out of here, I'm gonna beat you so bad,
that your own mother will not recognize you.
I tighten the gang, and fixed bastards for good.
You had to see Spasoje, when he heard I arrested Nikola...
He couldn't say a word. He was this small.
You just have to raise your voice a bit, and they already shit the pants.
Why would I raise voice. I'll beat them with wet ropes!
It will be like party says!
That's right, my man! And no other way!
What is it with you, Ruža? Calm down! -My man!
What else than man!
What else!
Man!
I knew it.
I knew it, that they can't easy with my man!
They can't, even if is billion of them. I'll fix them,
or I'm not Gavrilo Milentijevic.
It would be known who is people, and who is authority,
who is commander, and who is President.
I know, my happiness. I know!
Whole state will know, how Gavrilo listen Party.
How Gavrilo keeps State order.
How Gavrilo orders and commands,
How Gavrilo meets and send off! Ruža...
Who is it? -Keep it, Gavrilo, you're close.
Who's it? -Milisav. -What you want?
President is coming tomorrow at 9. They just reported.
President! You hear, Ruža?
I don't hear anything! -Have you ironed my uniform?
Run and wake Živadin! Quickly!
Hello, committee? Gavrilo Milentijevic on the phone.
Yes, I'm informed.
Yes, according to plan, from point to point.
I understand!
Don't move!
Don't mock, Živadin. President is coming at 9.
Which president, you motherfucker?! You made up this, so you can make
fool out of us and bring here fascists and american agents behind our back.
Živadin... -Shut up when I talk!
You son of a bitch! Like, you are through with family,
on the other hand you prepare arrival of foreign agents at the same time.
You even imprisoned brother to hide all.
Don't play with this, people, for this is going to be shot!
No you'll see, how to hold bitches' nose.
Dou you know what you doin', Živadin? I'll arrest all of you! -Quiet!
Let me to congratulate you first. You are chosen for president of ORG ZK.
I'll arrest you all!
Now, I'll give you chance to fulfill your promise
before we shoot you. -Živadin!
This is historic moment.
We started 3rd world war. Let luck be with us.
Živadin, get back and unlock me! I command you!
Get back!
I command you!
Hello, committee please.
Comradess Ruža from Gornje Polje on the phone.
Conspiracy is preparing in collaboration with foreign agents.
Send backup. Urgent!
Wait.
Good luck, Živadin. Congratulations.
If he betrayed Gavrilo, he would me too.
I don't want to mess your gloves, you motherfucker!
Milisav, Živadin is looking for you.
Open!
Kosta!
Unlock me!
What you doing, Kosta? Unlock me! Your father.
Wait!
Nikola, back to your cell.
Bye.
Who let him out? -Wait.
Don't let him to reach the Europe.
I'll do it myself!
You hit first.
America never attacked first. -What about civil war?
What you've done to Red Indians and now to Negros?
You attack your own people. -You fool! Russians tricked you in 1948.
They tricked you in 1952 again. They'll trick you again.
You lie, bastard!
Beat the Stalinists!
Now you'll see how we beat!!
You fucking capitalist!
Kosta! I will kill you! Open!
I'm your father. Who's your father? Let your father out!
Do you listen me?!
Do you listen what I say?!
Don't, Kova, you'll kill the man.
I'll fuck your mother!
Lumičre!
Thanks for all.
Natalija!
C'mon, give us push!
C'mon, push!
OK. Let me go. I won't do anything to you.
I promise, I wouldn't even touch you. -I won't.
You won't? -No.
Please, Kosta, please. I'll buy you a bicycle. -I don't need bicycle.
You know, what Mom's gonna do to you, when she find out?
Why you arrested uncle?
It's committee. Please, I must call on the phone!
I'll release you, if you promise to me, that you will not shout nor arrest anyone.
I promise!
Swear. -I swear.
Swear to me. Say: ''I swear in my only son.''
I swear in my only son. -In my Kosta. -In my Kosta.
Hello?
Holy sunshine!
Stop the fight! I command you to stop the fight!
Are you nuts? You listen to me?
President's train is coming at 9!
Organize and go to the station.
Natalija, my happiness and sadness!
I repeat. President's train coming at 9 AM... Citizens!
I released your father.
We're going!
Hurry up, Charlie!
Communists, I appeal to your conscience. Stop, or you'll all be arrested.
Go to the station! Are you nuts? Do you hear what I'm saying?
Stop the fight! -You fucking traitor!
Do you know, which time is it? Do you know who is coming?
Do you know who's your President? Do you know, who you fight for?
Whose President you are waiting? You motherfuckers!!
Hold on, Mrgud!
Give him, Nikola!
Is this the freedom we fought for? Is this democracy?
Is democracy for you? Is freedom?
For animals, for savages? Freedom is not for you...
but yoke for oxes!
Have I sacrified FOR YOU? Have I attended courses for you?
Starving from hunger at boarding schools, sleeping on the planks?
Have I for you wore my uniform, interrogate and arrest?
Hunting enemy day and night, wet and hungry like a dog...
Quick! Surround them!
No one should not escape, close the ring!
Prepare for action!
Police, follow by order!
Yes! Catch, stomp, arrest!
Go, police, go!
This people are state enemy.
They spit on everything. They give up of all.
Nothing is holy to this people!
That's right, my police! Crush traitors to the ground!
Catch, stomp, arrest! Spare no one!
They're all same scum. Don't let even to blade of grass left!
Rock on rock too! That's not our people!
We don't need this kind of people! We'll made another people.
Properly, lovelier, better. Obedient people,
who knows to love and respect authorities! People who know who made them
and whom they can thanks why exist.
Party gave me a task and I will carry out it!
I swore and I'm ready to die for it!
They don't know that is thousand of us, ten thousand, one hundred thousand...
That we are at every step, on every corner!
We will be the people! We, national police!
With you we would fill the prisons and dungeons, and we will remain!
We, national police!
Catch, stomp, arrest! Spare no one!
They're all same scum! That's right, police! Go!
We don't need such a people. Domestic traitors, degenerates,
dark forces, spying shit!
I will meet President properly, or I will not be alive!
Gavra! -Ruža?
Yes, my police! Yes, iron fist of Communism!!
Crush traitors to the ground!
We will take care of each other!
And we on ourselves! No one should warn us!
We wouldn't need orders. We will go into the bright future!
I guarantee you that!
Black clouds, who overlayed mankind in the past few months, were dispersed.
Soviet president Nikita Khrushchev ordered
demounting of rockets from Cuba and sending back to Soviet Union.
This decision is great contribution to World's peace.
Atmosphere of relief rules in whole World, because it's avoided war catastrophe.
American and Soviet government are just started negotiations.
Today whole World celebrates, 'cause intellect won nevertheless.
Please, three tickets to Hollywood.
Dad!
We're going, Kosta!
THE END